Saturday, 13 February 2010

Liar, Liar, your bums on fire!

Why me? ha!

Martha thinks I may be good for a "Creative Writer" award. I am sure she is trying to get some dirt on me for a future blackmail plot in the Header Challenge voting... ;o) I have however been known to tell the odd lie or two.... more so if I am talking to someone in a uniform.

I do not normally do stuff like this but I think it could be fun to just put a few things down. I will not be passing it on for anyone else to do, but please feel free to join in if you would like to.


1. Thank the person who gave this to you. Well done Martha for seeing through me.

2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.

3. Link to the person who nominated you.
4. Tell us up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth.

5. Allow your readers to guess which one or more are true.

6. Nominate seven "Creative Writers" who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies.

7. Post links to the seven blogs you nominate.

8. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know you nominated them.

So here goes... can you find the 2 truths in these lies?

1. I am tall, slim and exceedingly good looking..... with a very good head of hair.

2. I came across a family of Haggis in the heather while on holiday in Scotland.

3. I have ran in over 35 Marathon's in the past.

4. I was featured on the center pages of 'Fiesta' a Top Shelf magazine for men.

5. I once worked in a Light Bulb factory, but got sacked for not being bright enough.

6. I have a 'Beer Barrel' tattoed on the top of my head.

7. I am a man so have no faults what so ever.

8. I have not lied at all in any of these questions.

I will post the truths on Monday.....


imac said...

You see, You lied all the way thru, no truths at haha.

Patty said...

I think 3 and 6 might be true.

Martha's Menagerie said...

I'm not even quite sure what "haggis in the heather" means so I'm picking that and #3. Can't wait to hear the truth :-)

Rose said...

I figured you considered #7 as your truth...LOL

Lizzy said...

1 & 6? ;)

Linda said...

Chuckle, chuckle. It's Number 6:)

PERBS said...

I think 3 and 4 are true.

PERBS said...

I meant the 2 and 3 ones are true. . . hard to remember when you can't see the post while writing a comment.

Gerald (Ackworth born) said...

Seen the results - I knew 6 was true - didn't know about 4 but was sure none of t'others were true.

I did this meme a couple of years ago but won't be repeating it.